Dear Diary:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year….namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hellloooo? It’s been a year, I told him! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up….He didn’t call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER - John Keats
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year….namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hellloooo? It’s been a year, I told him! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up….He didn’t call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER - John Keats
Good one.
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