Clinton and Bush joke--rated PG-13

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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #1

    Clinton and Bush joke--rated PG-13

    OK, it's really very non-political--told by Rich Little.


    Clinton was having dinner with his pal George H.W. Bush, when he leaned over and said in a sly voice, "George, you ever tried that Viagra?"

    “I can’t say,” replied George H.W. “I don’t even know what the **** it is."

    “Mr. President," Clinton says, "it gives you great staying power."

    “Really?" Bush says. "Can I get it over the counter?"

    Clinton answers, "I suppose you can, if you take two or three of them."


    Ba-boom!
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Badumbumbum! I think that would work better if it were 2 random guys.
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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