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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    #1

    Here is another one about a good looking Blonde

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
    table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama
    arrived .... and bet twenty-thousand dollars
    ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
    luckier when I play topless."
    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the
    dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl
    needs new clothes!"
    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
    up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I
    WON!"
    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
    her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
    The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
    The other answered, "I don't know! I thought you
    were watching."
    Bob Tuttle
  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #2
    Must have been a very smart brunette that dyed her hair blonde.
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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    • TB Roye
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      That is funny will send it to my Niece at San Diego State who is a blond but also has a 4.0 gpa and a Senior and will be a teacher in a year or so. Beautiful, intelligent,and well behaved young women who catches all kind of **** from her dad and uncle for being blond. Just super young lady with a ton of common since.

      Tom

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      • TheRic
        Veteran Member
        • Jun 2004
        • 1912
        • West Central Ohio
        • bt3100

        #4
        Originally posted by TB Roye
        That is funny will send it to my Niece at San Diego State who is a blond but also has a 4.0 gpa and a Senior and will be a teacher in a year or so. Beautiful, intelligent,and well behaved young women who catches all kind of **** from her dad and uncle for being blond. Just super young lady with a ton of common since.

        Tom
        sounds like your worried about her reading this forum!!
        Ric

        Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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        • TB Roye
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 2969
          • Sacramento, CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          I don't think she even knows about this forum and if she did I would have no problem with her visiting here. She can put her Dad in his place in an instant.

          Tom

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          • michael.scheller
            Established Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 156
            • Indiana --> Texas
            • BT3100

            #6
            Even my blond daughter...

            who pulls down straight A's in all of her honor classes describes her occasional lapses of intelligence as "blond moments".

            My thought have always been that it was bottle blonds who were impaired; the naturals were "normal".
            Mike Scheller
            We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution.
            -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Inaugural address

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            • mater
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 4197
              • SC, USA.

              #7
              That was good. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
              Ken aka "mater"

              " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

              Ken's Den

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