Need Help - Questions And Observations

[cabinetman]

Over the years I have wondered about a few things that I need help with.

How did they ever come up with the terminology "pilot holes"?

What kind of hammer do you use with liquid nail?

Do bagels go with Waterlox?

Does the term "ball pein" make you cringe too?

Washers don't clean anything.

Do they make planes with a steam and dry iron?

Paint remover reminds you to plan ahead.

What is the best way to grab "shaker" furniture?

What made Susan lazy?

Do you hear the music from "Outer Limits" if you have self closing hinges?

I bet back saws really hurt.

Can you beat a sanding drum?

Is there such a tool as a "starter sander"?

Are flap supports for big lips?

Can bar clamps keep ya sober?

How old do they have to be to use a pony clamp?

Get ready to run to use a bull nose plane.

Is closet liner just dirty clothes?

Did Queene Ann really have legs like that?

Is inlay the opposite of outlay?

Bun feet - is that a disorder?

Biscuits and glue - ugh!

Do you have to feed/train bench dogs?

Can birds really do the dovetail jig?

Any help with answering some of the questions I have would be appreciated.



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[germdoc]

I'll be busy all morning thinking about those...

[sacherjj]

How did they ever come up with the terminology "pilot holes"?

Pilots guide airplanes, pilot holes guide bigger holes.

What kind of hammer do you use with liquid nail?

Hammer head shark?

Do you hear the music from "Outer Limits" if you have self closing hinges?

Yep, and the theme to "Without a Trace" for hidden hinges.

I bet back saws really hurt.

But they are more humane than dovetail saws.

Can you beat a sanding drum?

Sure can. Make it oscillate. That will beat a regular sanding drum any day.

Is there such a tool as a "starter sander"?

Just a piece of paper.

Can bar clamps keep ya sober?

Depends on how hard you are hit with them.

Bun feet - is that a disorder?

I'm guessing that it is a term of endearment for someone with a foot fetish...

Do you have to feed/train bench dogs?

I think you feed them glue. But they already know how to sit and stay. If you have round ones, they know how to roll over and over and over and over and fall on the floor and hide.

Can birds really do the dovetail jig?

Well, birds only have the tail portion. To get them to do the dovetail jig, you need to put them on some pins.

[Ed62]

Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed today.

Ed

[MilDoc]

Can bar clamps keep ya sober?

Of course not. They clamp you to the bar so you'll get more sloshed than ever!

[cabinetman]

Does your wife look at you funny when you say you're headed to HD for a stripper?

Got a client in your bast_rd file?

Does Biesemeyer make one for the back yard?

Can you cut straight lines with a circular saw?

What songs can a band saw play?



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[sacherjj]

Does Biesemeyer make one for the back yard?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it...

[TheRic]

Does your wife look at you funny when you say you're headed to HD for a stripper?

Not anymore, she figures it's better then going for a screw.

Can you cut straight lines with a circular saw?

Yes, but you have to move the workpiece in the opposite direction to counteract the spin.

What songs can a band saw play?

Depends if it's a wood or metal one. The metal ones tend to play more Polka. While the woods ones play more Classical.