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A guy had been sitting with a young woman at a bar, and they had both been drinking. He had been drinking heavily. Suddenly, he got up off the stool, and announced to the woman that he was going to fly around the building. Naturally, she said that was impossible. So he told her he had been drinking "flying beer", and he indeed could fly. She told him to prove it. He opened the window on the 10th floor, where the bar was located. He then dove out the window, and flew around the building. When he re-entered the window, she was astonished! Saying she didn't believe he actually did that, she asked him to do it again. This time he flew around the building 3 times before entering. Thinking that would be really cool, she told the bartender to bring her the same think the guy was drinking. After drinking the "flying beer", she dove out the window, only to fall to the ground, ending her life. The bartender walked over to the man, and said "Ya know, you're a real S.O.B. when you're drunk, Superman.
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