A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in
journalism. His first a$$ignment for the newspaper who hired him was to
write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the
country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in
the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to
him why he was there.
The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made
you happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all
screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people
happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time
and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
happened around here that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few
seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."
journalism. His first a$$ignment for the newspaper who hired him was to
write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the
country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in
the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to
him why he was there.
The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made
you happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all
screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people
happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time
and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
happened around here that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few
seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."
Good one. 
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