Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (supposedly an actual headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been in the store for awhile became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and was holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and a wad of dough hit her in the back of the head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and from San Diego......but I'm sure that's irrelevant......this was sent to me as a true story, but I'm sure it is not
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been in the store for awhile became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and was holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from the back of her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and a wad of dough hit her in the back of the head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and from San Diego......but I'm sure that's irrelevant......this was sent to me as a true story, but I'm sure it is not
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