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  • Ken Massingale
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    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. Dec 6, 2006 (AP)— An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."
    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
  • Knottscott
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    • Dec 2004
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    #2
    I can just imagine her afterthoughts...."Oh $hi+!...."
    Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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    • SHADOWFOX
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      • May 2005
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      #3
      That was funny and at the same time sad. That is why I don't eat burritos or baked beans before flights or meeting.
      Chris

      "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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      • jAngiel
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        • Oct 2003
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        #4
        The funniest part to me was that it was a woman... Most men (at least the ones that I know) would let one loose and then start busting out laughing when others started to notice it.

        If you enjoyed that one, there's plenty more where that came from...

        On a side note, that's one way to get yourself a little more elbow room on a plane. I remember once when the twins were babies, we were flying down to Florida I was sitting in the middle seat with two large people sitting on either side. Both of them were hogging the armrests, I was squished beyond belief. But then the little one filled her diaper.

        LOML was sitting back a quite a few rows back with the other twin, so I was trying to figure out where I was going to go to change her when I noticed the two large people leaning away from me, giving me a lot more room. After that I was in no hurry to change her, she wasn't fussy so I can handle it...
        James

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        • cabinetman
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          • Jun 2006
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          #5
          If it was that bad, she coulda blown up the whole dang plane.



          "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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          • Deadhead
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by jAngiel
            Most men (at least the ones that I know) would let one loose and then start busting out laughing when others started to notice it.
            You're lucky. My friends would have fanned it with the tray table.
            "Success is gettin' what you want; Happiness is wantin' what you get." - Brother Dave Gardner (1926-1983)

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            • Knottscott
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              #7
              Originally posted by jAngiel
              The funniest part to me was that it was a woman... Most men (at least the ones that I know) would let one loose and then start busting out laughing when others started to notice it.

              Your all-too-true insights made me chuckle as much as the original story!

              At work we were just laughing about a guy who "filled" a Bullard air hood for a co-worker!
              Last edited by Knottscott; 12-06-2006, 09:09 AM.
              Happiness is sort of like wetting your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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              • Mrs. Wallnut
                Bandsaw Box Momma
                • Apr 2005
                • 1566
                • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

                #8
                Originally posted by Deadhead
                You're lucky. My friends would have fanned it with the tray table.

                This is my brother and dad .

                Another flatuence story: While taking a vacation when I was about 15 yrs. old we were driving along the Oregon coast and in a Suburban. Sitting there looking out the car window admiring the view then next thing we hear is "tee hee" laughter from where my brother is sitting and then in the next second it hits everyone and we start rolling windows down and yelling at him while he is laughing hysterically. The next time he did it was the next day and I smacked him for it.
                Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                • Richard in Smithville
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                  • Oct 2006
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                  #9
                  I found out today that my boss (who was on a business trip) was waiting for that plane so he could get home. Guess who had to scramble to get home. Now that part is funny
                  From the "deep south" part of Canada

                  Richard in Smithville

                  http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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                  • MilDoc

                    #10
                    Always a good laugh with interesting news stories at The Daily Snopes:

                    http://www.snopes.com/daily/index.asp

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