Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
>a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
> being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was
> going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of
>his
> good time being spoiled by not going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
> soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was
>still
> early, she decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
> would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
> she was not with him
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
>on
> the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
> a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to
>him and being
> a rather s eductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
>and
> devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him
> go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
>agreed,
> so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just
> before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
> costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
> would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind
> of a time he had. He said: - Oh, the same old thing. You know I
>never have a good time when
> you're not there.
>
> - Did you dance much?
>
> - I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
> met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
> and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
> happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
>a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
> being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was
> going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of
>his
> good time being spoiled by not going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
> soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was
>still
> early, she decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
> would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
> she was not with him
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
>on
> the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
> a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to
>him and being
> a rather s eductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
>and
> devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him
> go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
>agreed,
> so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just
> before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
> costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
> would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind
> of a time he had. He said: - Oh, the same old thing. You know I
>never have a good time when
> you're not there.
>
> - Did you dance much?
>
> - I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
> met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
> and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
> happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
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