A northern and a southern fairy tale

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  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K
    #1

    A northern and a southern fairy tale

    What's the difference?

    A northern fairy tale starts out "Once upon a time".

    A southern fairy tale starts out "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t".

    Ed
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/
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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K
      #2
      A sweet little old lady

      How do you get a sweet little old lady to say "The "F" word"?

      Get another sweet little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta
          #3
          Ed

          There's a story about a southern girl who talked very very slow. She would say "If....ya-all...think...I ...talk...slow...ya-all...should...meet...my...sister. "She...talks...even...slower...than...me." "In...fact,...she...talks...so...slow...that...bef ore...she...could...say...she wasn't
          ...that...type...of...girl, she...was.



          "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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            • Ed62
              The Full Monte
              • Oct 2006
              • 6021
              • NW Indiana
              • BT3K
              #4
              Now that's funny.

              Ed
              Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                • Bruce Cohen
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2003
                  • 2698
                  • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                  • BT3100
                  #5
                  Now if one of us few yankees said that, y'all flame me.

                  Bruce in New York
                  "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                  Samuel Colt did"

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