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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    A good one

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was just another false alarm and so he stayed put.
    Then suddenly he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
    He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    The drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets.
    A hospital security guard who had watched the whole incident, walked up.
    Barely containing his laughter the security guard asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
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    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost."
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #2
    Some days I feel like that too, but the ghost gets the upper hand...
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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