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  • Doug Jones
    Established Member
    • Oct 2004
    • 332
    • Indiana
    • Delta 36-444

    While on vacation

    I got to laugh at it now, but when it happened I wasn't laughing.
    While in Florida this week, our septic system got clogged. No big deal, in the heavier rains it does back up. I have the clean out cover easily accessible to get the clog flowing again when you poke and prod the sewage in the right direction (maybe a bit too graphic for some). My wife per phone calls had to undertake this task herself. I told her what to do and how to do it. Later that evening she calls me and says all is Ok now. I asked what she used to unclog the system. She says "a stick from the shop", instant panic went through my mind as I have many "sticks" in the shop. Mainly I was concerned about the 4 foot long X 3 inch wide piece of cocobola I have leaning against the wall in my cutoff bin (I don't get a chance at much import woods so I charish what I do have). I asked her "what stick specifically?" She replied, "just some of that ugly dowel rod stuff". Instant relief fall over me, dowel rods are easily replaced and I have a number of them.
    Fast forward to getting home,, got home at night. Next day got up, checked email and some computer stuff, then decided to go do a little damage control out at the septic clean out. Outside, I see a limb from the willow tree, a spoon latel, a piece of quarter round trim, another limb from another tree, and a grand childs toy (the culprit) but NO dowel. "What was she talking about a dowel, must of been the quarter round?" I asked myself. Slowly turning towards the house, there it lays on the ground up against the foundation, a 4foot X 3 inch piece of cocobola.
    I couldn't believe it. I didn't get mad or anything (how could I, she did what she thought was right), I just called the Mrs. and asked "of all the wood I have out there in the shop you had to pick the most expensive piece I had". She answers by saying "Honey, I looked all over the shop for the ugliest piece of wood cause then it wouldn't be a loss". She's a good woman and she did her best with what she thought was right, I love that girl, and she makes me laugh.
  • boblon
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 727
    • Florida, USA.

    #2
    Your right, it's funny now. I had to laugh when I read it....but

    ...I can sure imagine how funny it WASN'T when you spied that piece of cocobolo.

    (Maybe you should clean it an make something FOR her out of that UGLY piece of wood).

    Thanks for sharing.


    BobL.
    "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement."

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    • Doug Jones
      Established Member
      • Oct 2004
      • 332
      • Indiana
      • Delta 36-444

      #3
      Originally posted by boblon
      Y

      (Maybe you should clean it an make something FOR her out of that UGLY piece of wood).

      Thanks for sharing.


      BobL.
      Its already in the works,,,

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      • Ken Weaver
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 2417
        • Clemson, SC, USA
        • Rigid TS3650

        #4
        Originally posted by Doug Jones
        Its already in the works,,,
        There ya go - instant recovery. Tell her you need more.
        Ken Weaver
        Clemson, SC

        "A mistake is absolute proof that someone tried to do something!

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        • JR
          The Full Monte
          • Feb 2004
          • 5633
          • Eugene, OR
          • BT3000

          #5
          That's funny - now! I'm glad it worked out for the best.

          It can be frustrating to deal with people who don't appreciate good wood. LOML is the same as yours - it's all just wood. The other day I was dismantling some stuff made out of 2-by redwood and plywood. LOML insisted I salvage as much as possible, so I'd have plenty "for pictrure frames and stuff". Now I've got a pile of junk wood impressing the heck out of her!

          JR
          JR

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          • leehljp
            Just me
            • Dec 2002
            • 8463
            • Tunica, MS
            • BT3000/3100

            #6
            Just think of all the money you saved by her using that "ugly" stick instead of calling a plumber/sewer cleaner. With HALF that money, you can buy another "ugly' stick, maybe even one that looks better.
            Hank Lee

            Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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            • JoeyGee
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2005
              • 1509
              • Sylvania, OH, USA.
              • BT3100-1

              #7
              You were on vacation in Florida, your wife wasn't with you and a prized piece of wood got trashed while you were gone? HMMMM....

              Joe

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                All is well that ends well.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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                • Ken Massingale
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 3862
                  • Liberty, SC, USA.
                  • Ridgid TS3650

                  #9
                  Make some pens for your least favorite co-workers.....

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                  • LinuxRandal
                    Veteran Member
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4889
                    • Independence, MO, USA.
                    • bt3100

                    #10
                    If you make the pens, are you a Red Green fan?

                    Rothchild's septic sucking service...LOL
                    She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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                    • dlminehart
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1829
                      • San Jose, CA, USA.

                      #11
                      Heck, make her a new spoon ladle!
                      - David

                      “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -- Oscar Wilde

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                      • Doug Jones
                        Established Member
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 332
                        • Indiana
                        • Delta 36-444

                        #12
                        For those that might remember this story,,,, here is what happened with some of that "ugly" wood.
                        The Mrs. Christmas present, a box for some photos. The dark wood is the "sh!t" stick as it is called now.


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                        • Ed62
                          The Full Monte
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 6021
                          • NW Indiana
                          • BT3K

                          #13
                          She called that the ugliest stick in the shop? Sure is pretty now. Maybe it just needed the "seasoning" she gave it.

                          Ed
                          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                          • gsmittle
                            Veteran Member
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 2788
                            • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                            • BT 3100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ed62
                            She called that the ugliest stick in the shop? Sure is pretty now. Maybe it just needed the "seasoning" she gave it.

                            Ed
                            I think the whole story's full of cr*p!

                            g.
                            Smit

                            "Be excellent to each other."
                            Bill & Ted

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                            • gerti
                              Veteran Member
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2233
                              • Minnetonka, MN, USA.
                              • BT3100 "Frankensaw"

                              #15
                              ... and it came to us from the future, cool!

                              Nice box, hope you don't mind if I eventually borrow that idea.

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