Redneck Vacation

[bigsteel15]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you
said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

[emjr]

Funny on its own, but since my name's Earl, it gets extra points for having an Earlene in it! No one (including my wife) listens to me when I suggest it to expectant parents.

[Rslaugh]

I was expecting a post about Thom's camping trip and all I got was this dumb joke.

[mater]

Heard it before but it is still a good one.