Wooden Joke
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
>> here is one:
>>
>> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
>> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
>> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The birch says he cannot tell.
>>
>> Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
>>
>> The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
>>
>> is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
>> neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
>> piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>>
>>
>> Wipe that smile off your face.
>> here is one:
>>
>> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
>> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
>> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The birch says he cannot tell.
>>
>> Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
>>
>> The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
>>
>> is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
>> neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
>> piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>>
>>
>> Wipe that smile off your face.
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