George Bush joke, put down the coffee

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  • bigsteel15
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    • Feb 2006
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    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100

    George Bush joke, put down the coffee

    George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to HE77 where the devil is waiting for him.
    "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil."You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

    George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
    The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in HE77
    "No!" George said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
    The devil led him to the next room.In It was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
    "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
    The devil opened a third door.In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
    The devil smiled and said,"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
    Brian

    Welcome to the school of life
    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.
  • Ken Massingale
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    • Dec 2002
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    #2
    Dang it, Brian! You didn't say to put my water down!. great one.

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    • Holbren
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2004
      • 705
      • Heathrow, FL.

      #3
      That is a good one, didn't see it coming.
      Brian
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      • bmyers
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        • Jun 2003
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        • Fishkill, NY
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        #4
        That is a good one, didn't see it coming.
        Thats what she said...
        "Why are there Braille codes on drive-up ATM machines?"

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        • JR
          The Full Monte
          • Feb 2004
          • 5633
          • Eugene, OR
          • BT3000

          #5
          Originally posted by bmyers
          Thats what she said...
          Bah dump bump!
          JR

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          • mater
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            • Jan 2004
            • 4197
            • SC, USA.

            #6
            That was good.
            Ken aka "mater"

            " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

            Ken's Den

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            • Jaden
              Established Member
              • Feb 2006
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              • Trenton, MI
              • BT3100

              #7
              He didn't say anything about stop eating pizza either.......anyone know how to clear pepperoni out of your nasal passages..........
              "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              • Wood_workur
                Veteran Member
                • Aug 2005
                • 1914
                • Ohio
                • Ryobi bt3100-1

                #8
                that is great.
                Alex

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