Golfing Hazard

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  • RayintheUK
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 1792
    • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Golfing Hazard

    A young woman had been taking golf lessons and set off for the first time on her own. She had just played the first hole and was approaching the second tee when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

    Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

    "I was stung by a bee," she said.

    "Where," he asked.

    "Between the first and second hole," she replied.

    He nodded knowingly and said "Then your stance is probably too wide."

    Ray
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  • JSUPreston
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 1189
    • Montgomery, AL.
    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

    #2
    Dang, where are the paper towels and windex? Gotta get the coke off the monitor before the boss catches me!
    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

      #3
      LMAO.....That was a good one...Thanks for sharing
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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