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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    #1

    You will like this one....I believe

    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee


    for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to


    $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts


    for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.


    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and


    model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so


    sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do


    the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for


    myself."


    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.


    The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least


    iron it!"


    He never heard the shot.


    Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
    Bob Tuttle
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    I bet that was a true story. It reminds me of the one where a guy is standing in line at the grocery store and says to the old lady in front of him "Oh pardon me, but your stockings are wrinkled". She replies "I'm not wearing any!".

    I'm not sure if it's safe to show my LOML this joke.



    "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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    • MilDoc

      #3
      That's why I tell LOML "You look like a million bucks ... fresh from the mint!"

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      • just4funsies
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 843
        • Florida.
        • BT3000

        #4
        Like the woman who came back from the doctor and proclaimed "The doctor says I have the body of a 30-year-old!!". Her husband asks "What did he say about your 60-year-old ass?" She snapped back "YOUR name never came up!!"
        ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          Thanks for th laugh.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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