An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop
it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me
in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid.
Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle
in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
Why so terrible?? Asked doctor? Do you mean the sex?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop
it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me
in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid.
Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle
in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
Why so terrible?? Asked doctor? Do you mean the sex?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again
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