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  • bigsteel15
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 1079
    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100

    Coors light commercial?

    A SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN OGDEN, UTAH.
    THEY THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT. THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE.

    CENTURY 21 HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT AND HAD CAVED IN TUNNELS THAT HE HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN.

    All this yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes or any dirty dishes anywhere.


    Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this he was concerned about his health, proved by the fact that he drank Coors Light beer.
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    Brian

    Welcome to the school of life
    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.
  • jnesmith
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2003
    • 892
    • Tallahassee, FL, USA.

    #2
    Unless he individually rinsed out every one of those cans, that placed had to reek. (Lesson learned from freshman year in college.)
    John

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    • bfrikken
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2005
      • 727
      • Michigan, USA.
      • BT-3100

      #3
      Originally posted by jnesmith
      Unless he individually rinsed out every one of those cans, that placed had to reek. (Lesson learned from freshman year in college.)
      Agreed. Just a few empties that don't get rinsed before they go in my return bin is sometimes unbearable.

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      • JSUPreston
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 1189
        • Montgomery, AL.
        • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

        #4
        I thought this might be staged, but according to Snopes, this really happened: http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp
        "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

        Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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        • MilDoc

          #5
          Well shucks, guys! He was just planning to build his own recycling plant!

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          • mater
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            • Jan 2004
            • 4197
            • SC, USA.

            #6
            Good thing he didn't stay another 8 years.
            Ken aka "mater"

            " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

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            • jhart
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              • Feb 2004
              • 1715
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
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              #7
              Hmmm..... Looks like some of my tenants vacating!!
              Joe
              "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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              • WayneJ
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 785
                • Elmwood Park, New Jersey, USA.

                #8
                I have drank a lot of beer in my life, but I think he had more in eight years than I have had in 71 years. I wonder how many gallons that would come to.
                Wayne
                Wayne J

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                • crokett
                  The Full Monte
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 10627
                  • Mebane, NC, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by snopes.com
                  (The townhouse was found to contain an estimated 70,000 empty beer cans
                  Lessee...

                  365x8=~2900 days
                  70,000 cans / 2900 days=~24 cans per day so for 8 yrs he drank a case of Coors Light every day.

                  Ugh. Coors light is one of the few beers I will not drink, ever.
                  David

                  The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                  • JR
                    The Full Monte
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 5633
                    • Eugene, OR
                    • BT3000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by crokett
                    Ugh. Coors light is one of the few beers I will not drink, ever.
                    It's not my favorite either, but floating down the Colorado river in 120 degree weather, even I have been known to drink a case of Coors Lite.

                    Horses for courses!

                    JR
                    JR

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                    • bigsteel15
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                      • Feb 2006
                      • 1079
                      • Edmonton, AB
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by crokett

                      Ugh. Coors light is one of the few beers I will not drink, ever.
                      I would have to agree there.
                      Although I'm not a big fan of mass produced beer in general.

                      Recently discovered Mississippi Mud Black & Tan is sold up here in select stores. NICE!!!
                      Brian

                      Welcome to the school of life
                      Where corporal punishment is alive and well.

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                      • LarryG
                        The Full Monte
                        • May 2004
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                        #12
                        When presented with no other choice, and wishing to not appear rude to a well-meaning host, I have been known to invoke the escape clause which holds that Coors Light is technically not anything that a reasonable person would call "beer."

                        I try not to let this happen very often, however.
                        Larry

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                        • Eric
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 653
                          • Cocolalla, ID
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                          #13
                          How is Coors light and screwing in a canoe alike?




                          They're both F'ing close to water....

                          Just a little joke I heard several years ago.

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                          • just4funsies
                            Senior Member
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 843
                            • Florida.
                            • BT3000

                            #14
                            Some of you seem to think this guy had a drinking problem... It doesn't look to me like he had ANY problem drinking...
                            ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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                            • scorrpio
                              Veteran Member
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 1566
                              • Wayne, NJ, USA.

                              #15
                              According to that snopes link, the place did reek. Badly. Wonder why neighbors did not notice sooner.

                              And something does not add up... These cans generally recycle for 5c apiece - so 70,000 cans should fetch $3,500, not the $800 they mention. I guess they recycled them by weight.

                              Oh, and add my eew on Coors Light. Being an aficionado of rich, dark european beers, I consider Coors light an abomination.

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