How life SHOULD be.

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  • bigsteel15
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 1079
    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #1

    How life SHOULD be.

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is tough.
    It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death.
    What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
    You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
    You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink like a fish, party your a** off, and screw anything that moves -you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
    Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
    Brian

    Welcome to the school of life
    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.
  • Russianwolf
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 3152
    • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
    • One of them there Toy saws

    #2
    Originally posted by bigsteel15
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is tough.
    It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death.
    What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
    You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
    You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink like a fish, party your a** off, and screw anything that moves -you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
    Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
    Whatever you say Mork from Ork.
    Mike
    Lakota's Dad

    If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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    • just4funsies
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 843
      • Florida.
      • BT3000

      #3
      Nanoo Nanoo!
      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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      • bpb
        Forum Newbie
        • Feb 2006
        • 12
        • Sanford, FL
        • BT3100

        #4
        -- George Carlin

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        • bigsteel15
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 1079
          • Edmonton, AB
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #5
          Originally posted by bpb
          -- George Carlin
          I knew I'd heard that before!!
          Brian

          Welcome to the school of life
          Where corporal punishment is alive and well.

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          • Wood_workur
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2005
            • 1914
            • Ohio
            • Ryobi bt3100-1

            #6
            rotflmao!!!
            Alex

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