Another oldie

[tuttlejr]

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a
Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his
shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window
seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the
Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, i'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly
went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened. The marine says "Why does it have to
be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes...... and peeing in cokes?"

[Wood_workur]

Good one.

[mater]

That was good.

[Rob R]

ahhh...as if coke didn't taste bad enough!