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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.
    #1

    Blondes and Brunettes

    Two bowling teams, one all Blondes and one all Brunettes, charter
    a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana.

    The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team
    rode on the top level.
    The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great
    time,when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
    She decided to go up and investigate.
    When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen
    in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of
    them with white knuckles.
    The Brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a
    great time downstairs!"

    One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
    YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
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    • smc331
      Veteran Member
      • Apr 2003
      • 1016
      • Charlotte, NC, USA.
      • BT3100
      #2
      Wrong in so many ways - but still funny as all get out! LOL
      Scott

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        • germdoc
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2003
          • 3567
          • Omaha, NE
          • BT3000--the gray ghost
          #3
          My wife is a natural brunette with hints of red--reflecting in part her Irish heritage. However, over the last few months she has gotten progressively more blonde, courtesy of her hairdresser. I predict that within a month or 2 she could end up like Anna Nicole Smith. In the hair department, I mean.

          Should I be concerned??
          Jeff


          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • vaking
              Veteran Member
              • Apr 2005
              • 1428
              • Montclair, NJ, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3100-1
              #4
              Germdoc,
              Yes, you should be very concerned. I have nothing against blondes or brunettes or any color as long as it is natural. But when everybody starts going blond regardless if the color is right or wrong for the person - that becomes a problem. All those blond jokes don't really have any merit when you talk natural blondes but become very appropriate for painted blondes. I suspect that those hair coloring chemicals somehow are effecting the grey matter inside the skull. Do you know of any experiments to support this theory?
              Alex V

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                • Habe
                  Established Member
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 164
                  • Indianapolis, IN, USA.
                  • 22114
                  #5
                  My theroy is that the peroxide soaks in past the roots and does a fry job on the brain cells. The more blond the more cells get fried. Might call it the peroxide factor
                  Habe

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