A guy goes into the local bar, sits down next to a man and says if you buy me a drink and tell me you're IQ I can guess exactly what you do for a living.The man at the bar says well ok I'm game...he buys the guy a beer and tells him his IQ is 147. The guy takes a sip of his beer looks at him and says ...hummm your a surgeon....no you're a brain surgeon! The man is shocked cause he's absolutly right and buys him another beer.
The guy goes down to thr next man and again tells this man if you buy me a drink and tell me you're IQ I'll guess what you do for a living. The man is intrigued so he buys him a beer and tells him his IQ is 124. The guy sips his beer looks him over and says you're a lawyer..no a tax lawyer! The guy is correct again and the man buys him another beer.
This goes on again and again as the guy works his way around the bar and gets to man sitting at the end of the bar. He sits down next to him and gives him his pitch. The man buys him a beer and says his IQ is 71. The guy looks him over good... takes a long sip of his beer and says...well ya sold any cars today??
The guy goes down to thr next man and again tells this man if you buy me a drink and tell me you're IQ I'll guess what you do for a living. The man is intrigued so he buys him a beer and tells him his IQ is 124. The guy sips his beer looks him over and says you're a lawyer..no a tax lawyer! The guy is correct again and the man buys him another beer.
This goes on again and again as the guy works his way around the bar and gets to man sitting at the end of the bar. He sits down next to him and gives him his pitch. The man buys him a beer and says his IQ is 71. The guy looks him over good... takes a long sip of his beer and says...well ya sold any cars today??
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