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  • Copper
    Established Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 343
    • Madison, WI.
    • BT3100

    #1

    Friday funny

    Love and Marriage: A Tale

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. Nearing the final curtain, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
    - Dennis

    "If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." --Red Green
    and yes, it's a potato.
  • LinuxRandal
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 4890
    • Independence, MO, USA.
    • bt3100

    #2
    Wives and Husbands

    Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
    "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth."
    "But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it."
    "Simple... If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"
    She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      That was a good one. Talk about planning ahead.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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