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JAMES WRIGHT
An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day of trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was
due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for
clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him.
"What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on
and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told
that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution and would
not be hanged that night after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband's rear end and private parts as he was bent over naked drying
his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
"FOR CRISAKE , WOMAN! DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!!"
An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day of trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was
due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for
clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.
As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him.
"What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on
and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told
that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution and would
not be hanged that night after all.
Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband's rear end and private parts as he was bent over naked drying
his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
He whirled around and screamed,
"FOR CRISAKE , WOMAN! DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!!"
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