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  • gmack5
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1972
    • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100
    #1

    Problem Solved!

    My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
    Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
    I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
    Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
    Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
    George
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    • just4funsies
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 843
      • Florida.
      • BT3000
      #2
      Another solution: Invent a car that runs on junk mail...
      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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        • Russianwolf
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 3152
          • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
          • One of them there Toy saws
          #3
          great idea George.


          by the way, there are two c's in success.
          Mike
          Lakota's Dad

          If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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            • Rayclav
              Forum Newbie
              • Nov 2005
              • 27
              • BC, Canada.
              • Craftsman 10 inch
              #4
              Isn't it easier to type only one 'c.'

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                • gmack5
                  Veteran Member
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1972
                  • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100
                  #5
                  Correction Made!

                  Originally posted by Russianwolf
                  by the way, there are two c's in success.
                  Thanks Mike, I missed it! LOL
                  Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
                  Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
                  George

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