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  • JSUPreston
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 1189
    • Montgomery, AL.
    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

    #1

    Blind Wal-Mart Clerk

    A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 pound test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

    He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Thank God I had nothing with me to drink or I would be cleaning up the keyboard and Monitor again

    Tom

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    • RayintheUK
      Veteran Member
      • Sep 2003
      • 1792
      • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Well, you sure found my level with that one! I laughed out loud for well over half a minute. This is so rare, my wife came to investigate, but I couldn't tell her for laughing. I pointed at my screen and then there were two of us howling - priceless!

      Ray.
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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        That was very good. LOML doesn't usually laugh at my jokes and she laughed at that one.
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          That was good. Enjoyed it.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • jhart
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 1715
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Loved it!
            Joe
            "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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            • BobSch
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2004
              • 4385
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              Funny!

              But it that can't be true. Everyone knows ladies don't break wind*.

              * However. they're often near small dogs who do.
              Bob

              Bad decisions make good stories.

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              • Roger on the Rock
                Forum Newbie
                • Apr 2006
                • 88
                • St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
                • BT-3100

                #8
                What...."Ladies don't break wind??!!"

                You've never been around my wife and daughter!!

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                • crokett
                  The Full Monte
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 10627
                  • Mebane, NC, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Roger on the Rock
                  What...."Ladies don't break wind??!!"

                  You've never been around my wife and daughter!!
                  And you obviously don't have a dog
                  David

                  The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                  • Jim Boyd
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 1766
                    • Montgomery, Texas, USA.
                    • Delta Unisaw

                    #10
                    My wife took this to work today. They loved it! She works at Wal Mart
                    Jim in Texas and Sicko Ryobi Cult Member ©

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                    • Raymonator
                      Established Member
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 158
                      • Near Ottawa Ontario
                      • Ryobi BT3100

                      #11
                      Absolutely floored me. Needed that after a rough day at work
                      Measure twice....cut once.
                      Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length (Robert Frost)

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