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  • bigsteel15
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 1079
    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100
    #1

    Line of the day...

    A British company is developing computer chips that stores music in women's breast implants.

    This is a major breakthrough.

    Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
    Last edited by bigsteel15; 05-10-2006, 02:40 PM.
    Brian

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    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.
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    • germdoc
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      • Nov 2003
      • 3567
      • Omaha, NE
      • BT3000--the gray ghost
      #2
      Originally posted by bigsteel15
      A British company is developing computer chips that stores music in women's breast implants.

      This is a major breakthrough.

      Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

      Great! If you were married to Dolly Parton you'd never need to buy another CD again!
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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        • just4funsies
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 843
          • Florida.
          • BT3000
          #3
          If Dolly had speakers in those yabos, we'd all be DEAF...
          ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000
              #4
              Originally posted by bigsteel15
              Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

              Pssst! I think the 'them' means the women and not well, you know...
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • LinuxRandal
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4889
                  • Independence, MO, USA.
                  • bt3100
                  #5
                  In a related story, men everywhere are getting arrested for trying "headphones" .
                  She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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                    • lago
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 473
                      • Lago Vista, TX.
                      #6
                      Will they be called iTit

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                        • Larryl
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 284
                          • Lorena, TX, USA.
                          • Grizzly G0478 Hybrid
                          #7
                          You guys stop, I'm at work and people are beginning to stop by my office to see what is going on! lol
                          I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

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                            • gsmittle
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 2788
                              • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                              • BT 3100
                              #8
                              Originally posted by lago
                              Will they be called iTit
                              No, but they will be used by a lot of boobs.....

                              g.
                              Smit

                              "Be excellent to each other."
                              Bill & Ted

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