A Very Special Ring

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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    A Very Special Ring

    An old white-haired man walks into a jewelry store one Friday evening
    with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was
    looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked
    through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
    The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very
    special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
    another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40, 000," the
    Jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
    trembled with excitement.

    The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
    "By check... I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
    write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
    I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account!"

    "I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had!"

    Don't mess with Old People!
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    That was a good one.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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    • jhart
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 1715
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Good one!!!
      Joe
      "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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