Just needed a push!

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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    Just needed a push!

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.


    "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
  • Ken Weaver
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 2417
    • Clemson, SC, USA
    • Rigid TS3650

    #2
    ROFLOL - good 'un!
    Ken Weaver
    Clemson, SC

    "A mistake is absolute proof that someone tried to do something!

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      That was great.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • Jaden
        Established Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 202
        • Trenton, MI
        • BT3100

        #4
        Made my day.......lol
        "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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        • Mrs. Wallnut
          Bandsaw Box Momma
          • Apr 2005
          • 1566
          • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

          #5
          Now thats funny right there...I don't care who ya are...That made my afternoon..
          Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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          • just4funsies
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 843
            • Florida.
            • BT3000

            #6
            Originally posted by Mrs. Wallnut
            Now thats funny right there...I don't care who ya are...
            Compliments of Larry the Cable Guy, right? (He's one of our local rednecks...been busting me up for many years...)
            ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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