WANTED: Herman James
Some 50-odd years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted into the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for some 50-odd years now.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for some 50-odd years now.