Cuckoo Clock

[Roger on the Rock]

Copy of an e-mail da' wife sent to a girlfriend of hers the other week.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh ****', cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

[lucifari]

Now that's a cuckoo clock with talent. American Idol anyone......?

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Now that is a good one!

[mater]

Very good.

[gmack5]

That was a good one!

Fortunately, I was NOT drinking Coffee when I started reading it. (ROFLMAO)