Cough Syrup

[mater]

Cough Syrup

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The Pharmasist yells: "You idiot!!... you can't treat a cough with a laxative..!!!."

The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him he is afraid to cough."

[Ken Massingale]

Now that's a good one, and oh so true.
ken

[jhart]

Loved it!!!

[pierhogunn]

That remedy also works for sneezing fits, DAMHIKT

Reminds me of a story of a fella who shot for the moon and disqualified himself from a farting contest.

and one of the pearls of wisdom my dad delivered to me in private on the occasion of his 50th birthday

"Son, when you reach my age, you can no longer trust that it is just a fart"

[BobSch]

Reminds me of a story of a fella who shot for the moon and disqualified himself from a farting contest.

You're probably thinking of the Crepetation Contest — a recording done in the late '40s by the CBC.

http://www.vulgarwind.com/crep.html