A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat.
The fire fighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?" The little
boy says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman, and this is my fire truck." The
fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That's sure a nice fire
truck," he says with admiration.
" Thanks mister," the boy says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the
wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner,"
the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster."
The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a
siren."
a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat.
The fire fighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?" The little
boy says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman, and this is my fire truck." The
fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That's sure a nice fire
truck," he says with admiration.
" Thanks mister," the boy says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the
wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner,"
the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster."
The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a
siren."
<- cat's face
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