I'm sure we all know somebody like this

[Raymonator]

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations throughout the U.S. Hopefully, none of us will be seeing similar ones on ours.

- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

- Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.

- It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

- One neuron short of a Synapse.

- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.

- Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

- The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead.

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[RodKirby]

Oh, yes! 8910

[Hellrazor]

And one of my quotes from work:

Most people can handle 1/2 a#$ed, he can only do 1/4.

[just4funsies]

I remember an application filed by a girl looking for an office position at a place I worked years ago. In the space next to "Sex:" she wrote "Yes, once in Miami...". They're out there people, and they want our food.

[mater]

Years ago I was watching a buddy fill out an application for a job and when he got to the question Salary Required he replied yes. We had a good laugh over that one.

[leehljp]

Good laughs! Funny!

[cwsmith]

Gee, I always wondered about the employment application question regarding "Sex". Does anyone know why they only give you a choice of Monday (M) or Friday (F) ???


CWS