Joke

[Raymonator]

Who's the boss The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can Be the Man of Your House. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f*#$* funeral director would be my guess."

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[bhbuster]

Loved it!,

Brian

[mater]

That was a good one.

[BobSch]

And then she unplugged the TV and took away his beer...

[scorrpio]

Heh - after the wedding, a couple goes to bedroom, and the guy, a large bruiser type, takes his pants and tosses over to his wife, saying: try them on! She tries, and says they are too big for her.
Good - says the guy - as long as you remember who wears pants in this family, things should be fine.

So she tosses him her panties, and says: try them on. He tries and says: too small, I can't get into them!

And that - she says - is how things will stand till you change that macho attitude of yours.