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  • gad5264
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 1407
    • Columbus, Ohio, USA
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    #1

    Indian names

    There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
    years.

    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


    So........what is the moral of this story?????


    OH, come on..take a guess!


    Think about it now.


    (You're going to love this!)

    And the moral is


    ...You can't kill two birds with one stone
    Grant
    "GO Buckeyes"

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  • jAngiel
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2003
    • 561
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    That was pretty good!! I liked it.
    James

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    • DaveW
      Established Member
      • Jul 2004
      • 415
      • So Cal.

      #3
      LOL! Good one.

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      • Lefty
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2003
        • 874
        • Sioux Falls, SD, USA.

        #4
        Saw that one coming. Still pretty good.
        Eric

        -Supplier of quality sawdust to southeast South Dakota!

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        • atgcpaul
          Veteran Member
          • Aug 2003
          • 4055
          • Maryland
          • Grizzly 1023SLX

          #5
          Good one! ROFL!

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          • scorrpio
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 1566
            • Wayne, NJ, USA.

            #6
            Somehow this reminds me of another Indian name joke.

            An Indian comes to his tribe Chief and says: why do we have to have these barbaric nicknames that must mean something? Othe people out there live their lives just fine with their regular names like John or Jane, and are no worse off for that!
            So the Chief asked: what, you don't like my nickname 'Fierce Eagle'?
            - Why, yes, I do...
            - You don't like my wife's nickname 'Gracefull Panther?'
            - Of course I do!
            - You don't like my daughter's nickname 'Silver Moon'?
            - I by all means do!
            In that case - said Chief - go away and don't bother me again with this idiocy, Stinking Butt!

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            • just4funsies
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 843
              • Florida.
              • BT3000

              #7
              That last one is getting dangerously close to that old one about the Indian named "Two Dogs F***ing"...


              (Please note that no Native Americans were harmed during the making of this joke...)
              ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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              • Russianwolf
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                • Jan 2004
                • 3152
                • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
                • One of them there Toy saws

                #8
                Originally posted by just4funsies
                That last one is getting dangerously close to that old one about the Indian named "Two Dogs F***ing"...


                (Please note that no Native Americans were harmed during the making of this joke...)
                ah yes, the "what was going on outside the tent" names.
                Mike
                Lakota's Dad

                If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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                • just4funsies
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 843
                  • Florida.
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  That's the one...
                  ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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                  • Crash2510
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 830
                    • North Central Ohio

                    #10
                    All These Jokes Are Pretty Funny
                    Phil In Ohio
                    The basement woodworker

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