The Zipper

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  • Ken Massingale
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3862
    • Liberty, SC, USA.
    • Ridgid TS3650

    #1

    The Zipper

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing
    a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
    was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
    to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
    step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
    a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
    her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
    bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."
  • Ken Weaver
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 2417
    • Clemson, SC, USA
    • Rigid TS3650

    #2
    That's a good one Ken - I thought you were working today? Can tell where your mind is!
    Ken Weaver
    Clemson, SC

    "A mistake is absolute proof that someone tried to do something!

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    • bigstick509
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2004
      • 1227
      • Macomb, MI, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Lol

      After a long day a laugh out loud was appreciated. Thanks

      Mike

      "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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      • mater
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 4197
        • SC, USA.

        #4
        Good one Ken. Thanks for the laugh.
        Ken aka "mater"

        " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

        Ken's Den

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        • dlminehart
          Veteran Member
          • Jul 2003
          • 1829
          • San Jose, CA, USA.

          #5
          I don't get it, Ken. How would unzipping the top of the skirt allow raising legs higher, unless she also lifted the skirt higher? I thought that's what the punch line would involve: the guy behind her had already seen her behind!
          - David

          “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -- Oscar Wilde

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