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  • Raymonator
    Established Member
    • Mar 2006
    • 158
    • Near Ottawa Ontario
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #1

    Victoria Secrets

    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for his wife.

    He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price.

    He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the refund for myself."

    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral on Thursday

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    Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length (Robert Frost)
  • Bruce Platt
    Established Member
    • Apr 2004
    • 163
    • Swanzey, NH, USA.

    #2
    ROTFLMAO

    thanks for that one
    Bruce Platt

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    • just4funsies
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 843
      • Florida.
      • BT3000

      #3
      LOML came home from her yearly physical the other day... Brags that her doctor told her she had the body of a 30 year old. I asked her what he said about her 50 year old ASS. She told me that my name never came up...
      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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      • Jaden
        Established Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 202
        • Trenton, MI
        • BT3100

        #4
        Have to tell that one to the wife next time I pick up up somthin' slinky.........lol

        Thanks for the chuckle,

        Steve
        "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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        • Raymonator
          Established Member
          • Mar 2006
          • 158
          • Near Ottawa Ontario
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #5
          LOL, I know the feeling. My wife asked me once if a certain dress made her ass look fat, I said to her, "It's not the dress dear". For some reason she was insulted
          Jaden~ Aren't those slinky's a wonderful invention. Love watching them go down stairs etc. DOH !
          Last edited by Raymonator; 04-11-2006, 05:09 AM.
          Measure twice....cut once.
          Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length (Robert Frost)

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          • BobSch
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2004
            • 4385
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by Raymonator
            LOL, I know the feeling. My wife asked me once if a certain dress made her ass look fat, I said to her, "It's not the dress dear". For some reason she was insulted
            Jaden~ Aren't those slinky's a wonderful invention. Love watching them go down stairs etc. DOH !
            Slinkys are like a lot of people... They're not good for anything, but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
            Bob

            Bad decisions make good stories.

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            • Raymonator
              Established Member
              • Mar 2006
              • 158
              • Near Ottawa Ontario
              • Ryobi BT3100

              #7
              Originally posted by BobSch
              Slinkys are like a lot of people... They're not good for anything, but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
              OUCH
              Measure twice....cut once.
              Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length (Robert Frost)

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                Thanks for the laugh this morning.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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