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A Classic one..............
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious
to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over and over......
As her head is battered against the ground and she is moments away from
unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees
her and unplugs the horse.
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