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  • AlanJ
    Established Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 150
    • Rochester, MN
    • BT3100
    #1

    Which would you rather have

    I really don't know what to say about this little gem of wisdom I came across today....

    NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A textbook used at schools in the Indian state of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to their "masters," The Times of India reported Tuesday.

    "A donkey is like a housewife ... In fact, the donkey is a shade better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to her parents' home, you'll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his master," the newspaper reported, quoting a Hindi-language primer meant for 14-year-olds.
    Alan
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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
      #2
      I don't know if I should answer that or not. I might say something to offend someone. So for now I will just keep quiet and let you men discuss this one. I might comment later on though.
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).
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        • rbfunk
          Established Member
          • Dec 2003
          • 400
          • Garfield, NJ, USA.
          #3
          I have never had to clean up after my wife. The donkey?
          A swift kick to the head from either one is gonna hurt.
          Wife doesn't snore. Does the donkey?
          Donkey can't cook. Wife can, rather well in fact.
          Donket eats hay and grains. Wiife needs dinner out every now and then.
          Wife looks good in a dress. Donkey? Let's not go there, ok?
          Bob
          Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we are all hopped up on caffine.

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            • SHADOWFOX
              Veteran Member
              • May 2005
              • 1232
              • IL, USA.
              • DELTA 36-675
              #4
              Originally posted by rbfunk
              I have never had to clean up after my wife. The donkey?
              A swift kick to the head from either one is gonna hurt.
              Wife doesn't snore. Does the donkey?
              Donkey can't cook. Wife can, rather well in fact.
              Donket eats hay and grains. Wiife needs dinner out every now and then.
              Wife looks good in a dress. Donkey? Let's not go there, ok?
              Bob
              Excellent comeback!!!!!
              Chris

              "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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                • germdoc
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3567
                  • Omaha, NE
                  • BT3000--the gray ghost
                  #5
                  Important question--if you are looking at another donkey and say "Nice ass!" is your donkey gonna go ballistic and smack you upside the head??
                  Jeff


                  “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                    • newbie2wood
                      Established Member
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 453
                      • NJ, USA.
                      #6
                      If you are looking at donkeys and thinking "nice ass", you got a strange fetish or problem.
                      ________
                      RECALL NEXIUM
                      Last edited by newbie2wood; 09-15-2011, 03:57 AM.

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                        • Derrick
                          Established Member
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 206
                          • Kansas City
                          • BT3100
                          #7
                          OMG!!!

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                            • just4funsies
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 843
                              • Florida.
                              • BT3000
                              #8
                              Donkeys dont complain?? I never met one who didn't have an argumenative and/or obstinate streak. I wonder if the "study" was dealing with drugged donkeys (or maybe with drugged women?).
                              ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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                                • drumpriest
                                  Veteran Member
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 3338
                                  • Pittsburgh, Pa, USA.
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                                  #9
                                  Ok, I have a wife, and my parent's have a donkey. I can tell you from experience that donkeys do in fact complain. And very loudly too boot. The wife also complains, and about equally as loud, but far less often. The donkey complains daily, the wife complains every other day. (or so)
                                  Keith Z. Leonard
                                  Go Steelers!

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