Newer Joke, and boy can we use some humor

[Bruce Cohen]

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.
Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is
tapping his way along the aisle with a white cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin
glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a
little
practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water
at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the
plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.


At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,


"You know, Dennis, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die.

Bruce

[Texas splinter]

Yah, I flew with them guys once, they was in the Air Force at that time.
Glad to see that Equal Opportunity Hiring is alive and well.

[Bruce Cohen]

Chuch,

Ya know you're right, it just dawned on me that these guys probably were once some Huey jocks I knew when I was in Nan.

Bruce, and still alive to talk about it.

[Jaden]

Thanks Bruce, Great way to start the morning...........

Steve

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Thanks Bruce that was something that I needed this morning...I will have to send that on to my mother who is going to Reno in another month...I am sure she will love me for that one...LOL

[mater]

That was a good one.