A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Davie?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"
**************
Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
Cartoon Network!"
***************
Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him."
Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
***************
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump,
and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why
are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy." Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Davie?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself!"
**************
Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
****************
The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
Cartoon Network!"
***************
Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him."
Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"
***************
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump,
and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why
are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy." Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."