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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    Story for today

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was
    two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

    "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

    "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because
    you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

    "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

    "YES!!" ----

    "I'll take the special."

    "How do you want your eggs?"

    "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS. We've been around the block more than once.
    Bob Tuttle
  • jdschulteis
    Established Member
    • Mar 2003
    • 139
    • Muskego, Wisconsin, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    Love the outside-the-box thinking!
    Jerry

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    • just4funsies
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 843
      • Florida.
      • BT3000

      #3
      You mean "inside-the-shell" thinking, right?
      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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