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  • Raymonator
    Established Member
    • Mar 2006
    • 158
    • Near Ottawa Ontario
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #1

    Humor

    A guy from Newfoundland is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

    The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?

    "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it "

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    The Newfoundlander explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''

    The Newfoundlander smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast.... can I buy you a drink?
    Measure twice....cut once.
    Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length (Robert Frost)
  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10481
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    #2
    Thanks for the chuckle!
    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      That was good.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • bigfoot15
        Established Member
        • Oct 2005
        • 127
        • edmonton, alberta, Canada.
        • BT3100

        #4
        You must be a Newfoundlander?
        patience is a virtue I can\'t wait to have

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        • monte
          ***** Windbag
          • Dec 2002
          • 5242
          • Paw Paw, MI, USA.
          • GI 50-185M

          #5
          Good one.
          Monte (another darksider)
          Reporting Live from somewhere near Kalamazoo

          http://community.webshots.com/user/monte49002

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          • AlanJ
            Established Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 150
            • Rochester, MN
            • BT3100

            #6
            That's really funny. Best one I've heard in a while.
            Alan

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