Sorry to most of you

[bigsteel15]

Sorry in advance to all my American friends out there, ut I couldn't stop myself from posting this one.


Sitting together on a train and traveling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.

Now THAT'S Canadian!!!

[Tom Miller]

Sorry in advance...

Apology accepted.

Luckily, your joke was funny.

Regards,
Tom

[just4funsies]

I'm told that boredom and extreme cold can distort one's sense of humor.

[wreckwriter]

I'm told that boredom and extreme cold can distort one's sense of humor.

I can testify to that; my ex is Canadian......

[Russianwolf]

Yep that's funny. A Canadian would rather smack an American instead of groping a gorgeous blond.

[lcm1947]

A cute joke. You are forgiven. Besides what would the rest of the world have to do if not make fun of us. You tease the ones you love.

[bigfoot15]

good comeback

Yep that's funny. A Canadian would rather smack an American instead of groping a gorgeous blond.

NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE...
ROTFL

[monte]

That is a good one!

[zootroy]

Ha,

Great joke. The best thing is that I can switch the roles of the American and Canadian and it's funnier

[bigsteel15]

Ha,

Great joke. The best thing is that I can switch the roles of the American and Canadian and it's funnier

So that way the American would rather slap a Canadian than grope a blonde.

I like it.

[germdoc]

So which is less likely--that Anna Nicole Smith has ever ridden a train or that she even knows where Canada is?

[gmack5]

'Tain't the way I heard it!

That story first appeared in "Reader's Digest" in about 1950, except then the characters were different and the train was in Europe.

If I remember right, it was an American Soldier, a German Officer, A young French Girl and an Old Polish Lady and the German Officer was the one that got slapped.

It's still funny though.

[AlanJ]

That story first appeared in "Reader's Digest" in about 1950, except then the characters were different and the train was in Europe.

If I remember right, it was an American Soldier, a German Officer, A young French Girl and an Old Polish Lady and the German Officer was the one that got slapped.

It's still funny though.

All the good ones get recycled over and over.