Viagra and the Dentist

[bigsteel15]

> A man goes to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
> The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
> "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
>
> The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
> objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas
> mask on is suffocating to me!"
>
> The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
> "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".
> The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
>
> The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
> "It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to
> hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"

[Mrs. Wallnut]

That one is just too good!!!!!!!

[monte]

Good one!

[scmhogg]

Reminds me...

The daughter calls the nursing home to make sure that her father had received his night-time pills. The nurse checks the chart and says, "yes he got a sleeping pill and Viagra." The daughter asks, "why a sleeping pill and Viagra." The nurse replies, "So he sleeps through the night and won't roll out of bed."

Steve

[kyle.w]

lol. thats a good one!