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Sorry, I can't resist. Maybe you have to be Canadian to get these, but I'm sure you can insert anything in place of Newfie.
BTW I get these sent to me by a Newfie friend.
Two newfie's went on a camping trip in Ontario.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent
for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Lloyd awoke and nudged his faithful friend,
Bryce awake.
Lloyd asked "Bryce, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"
Bryce replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Lloyd questioned.
Bryce pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo.
Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately quarter past
three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow."
"Is that all?" Lloyd asked.
"Yes," Bryce replied. "Why, am I missing something?"
Lloyd was quiet for a moment, then spoke softly,
"Bryce, you dickhead. Someone has stolen the f#$%n tent."
BTW I get these sent to me by a Newfie friend.
Two newfie's went on a camping trip in Ontario.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent
for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Lloyd awoke and nudged his faithful friend,
Bryce awake.
Lloyd asked "Bryce, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"
Bryce replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Lloyd questioned.
Bryce pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo.
Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately quarter past
three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow."
"Is that all?" Lloyd asked.
"Yes," Bryce replied. "Why, am I missing something?"
Lloyd was quiet for a moment, then spoke softly,
"Bryce, you dickhead. Someone has stolen the f#$%n tent."
Welcome to the school of life
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