More Robin Williams THE PLAN

[tuttlejr]

I believe that this is different from the first one. If it is not, still worth repeating.

The Plan

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love
New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You
know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the
Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No
one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France
will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older
ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will
require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8) "If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.'
They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most
of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly
Americans' any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."
"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and
she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

[Warren]

RE: number 6

The caribou thrive under, over and around the current pipeline and drilling areas. As do the bears, wolves and all of the other critters for whom dire consequences were predicted when the first North Slope drilling and pipeline were suggested.

Other than that small observation most of what's suggested above, while a little harsh in spots, looks like a good start. If you can't or won't control your own borders you don't really have a country.

[LarryG]

Another one bites the dust.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

(Is it just me, or have we had an epidemic of these things lately?)

[Russianwolf]

Wasn't ever said by Robin Williams.

check snopes. I know there is a write-up on this.

Also this is too political for our lovly site.

[dlminehart]

See http://bellaciao.org/en/article.php3?id_article=5871 for an article by Dr. Heidi Cullen of the Weather Channel on the impacts of climate change on Alaska. From this article, it's hard to argue for increasing the output of carbon dioxide producing fuels from the Arctic Wildlife Refuge, as it would be like sawing faster through the branch you're sitting on. For instance, far from thriving, the polar bears may well be headed toward extinction in the wild as the ice floes on which they seek their prey are vanishing at an accelerating rate as the polar ice cap shrinks.