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  • RodKirby
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3136
    • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
    • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

    #1

    Little Old Ladies...

    A tour Bus driver is taking a group of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about 5 more times.

    When she is about to give him another handful, he asks the little old lady:
    “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

    “We can’t chew them because we’ve got no teeth,” she replied.

    The puzzled driver asks: "Why do you buy them then?”

    The old lady replied: “We just love the chocolate around them.”
    Last edited by RodKirby; 02-27-2006, 03:38 PM.
    Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm
  • dale
    Established Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 147
    • Mesa, AZ, USA.
    • BTS-15

    #2
    Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
    I really am going to make something one of these days.

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    • gad5264
      Veteran Member
      • Aug 2005
      • 1407
      • Columbus, Ohio, USA
      • BT3000/BT3100NIB

      #3
      toooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny........LOLOLOLOL
      Grant
      "GO Buckeyes"

      My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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      • just4funsies
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 843
        • Florida.
        • BT3000

        #4
        GaaaaaaaaaROSS!!!
        ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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        • Bruce Cohen
          Veteran Member
          • May 2003
          • 2698
          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Hey Rod,

          Stick to making jigs

          Bruce
          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
          Samuel Colt did"

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          • ddamoore
            Established Member
            • Jun 2003
            • 225
            • Oklahoma City, OK, USA.
            • Craftsman (Ridgid 3612 Clone)

            #6
            That was great
            Dennis

            "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects" - Will Rogers

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            • Jaden
              Established Member
              • Feb 2006
              • 202
              • Trenton, MI
              • BT3100

              #7
              Thanks, now I gotta a hankerin for cashews.............LOL

              Great one.......
              "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              • monte
                ***** Windbag
                • Dec 2002
                • 5242
                • Paw Paw, MI, USA.
                • GI 50-185M

                #8
                Good one Rod!
                Monte (another darksider)
                Reporting Live from somewhere near Kalamazoo

                http://community.webshots.com/user/monte49002

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